Ass Ripping Time

Title lay's it out. I'm going to go on a ass ripping tear. Verbal, well I guess it would be cyber rape. Correction. Cyber Rape. Going to try and keep it short and sweet, like a midget with a lollipop. Going after everything. Politicians, "Reality TV Stars," Sports. Everything here. Lets get to it.

+++ Every Mom on Teen Mom (This includes the mothers of the actual Teen Moms) - Why must every single of of you act like hormonal, dumb bitches? If you are not hitting each other, wiring some guy 3,000 ON CRAIGSLIST for shipping a car, your getting into nasty verbal fights IN FRONT OF THE DAMN KID. Act like you have some sense, not just single-wide sluts. Raise your damn kids the correct way. Get off of damn television. 

+++ People who call the President a Muslim, Marxist, Kenyan, say he has no Birth Certificate, or that he supports Terrorism  - SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! You really think that someone like that could fool 300,000,000 people AND BECOME PRESIDENT! WHILE DOING ALL THAT?!?!?! If you do, you have a serious mental condition, and I hope you get the help you most obviously need. And yes, you have the Freedom of Speech, and technically you can say it. BUT WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS FALSE, and still say it, your doing just for the attention. And in that case, I pity you. 

+++ Jackass Kids who run across the field at baseball games - GROW A SACK!!! You want to run across the field, you better be streaking. Otherwise, your just a punk ass bitch. Anyone can run across a football field with a red silk suit thing on. Takes a damn man to whip out the jewel's in front of 30,000 and risk taking a taser barb to the shaft. That earn's respect. Man up. 

+++ Jehovah Witness's - We know who Jesus is. Do not need you to tell me. Moving on. 

+++ To the next person I get behind on U.S. 1 who turns and does not use their blinker - I AM GOING TO FOLLOW YOU AND CASTRATE (PIMP SLAP IF YOUR A WOMAN) YOU!!! I do not feel like playing the guessing game when your break light comes on. 

+++ Girls on Facebook who constantly "like" those "I want a guy to treat me right" or "I want a guy who wont break my heart" links - Can we grow the fuck up please? This is life, not a Nicholas Sparks book. Want a guy to treat you right? The majority of guy's do not try to be a dick to you. Girls always say how simple guys are, how you are the smarter sex? Really? Really? (Grey's Anatomy ref.) [I watch it. So what? Its a great show]  If we are so easy to figure out, why do you always pick the douche bags out of the group who make you go and find links like that? Most guys are great, fantastic guys. We want to treat you great. We do. We really do. Let the good ones in. 

Goodbye :)
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***Will add more as they flow into the mind***

+++ Another Facebook problem - All you girls and guys (mostly girls. about 70%-30%) who try and fool people with how much "you love god and always go to church on Sunday." It does not work in religion to go to church on Sunday after going out Saturday night, (Monday - Saturday night to get technical) AND HAVING PREMARITAL SEX, DRINKING, AND DOING DRUGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU POST PICTURES OF YOU PLAYING A ROUND OF BEER PONG!!!!!!!!!!! I think that breaks 3 Commandments right there!!!!!

+++People who break up more than 3 times in (and I'm being damn generous here) 8 months and get back right back together - STOP IT!!!!!!!! If you cant make it work the 1st, 2nd, or even (being generous again) a 3rd time, YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT WORK!!!!!! IT WONT. If your meant to be, your meant to be. Period. Stop bitching when you break up, and then saying how you have a eternal love 16 hours later after you get back with him/her.